Return of the DINO!
Democrat in Name Only
That rare, elusive creature, the DINO, is having a major comeback. Have you seen one yet? They were almost completely extinct, but due to the toxic environment in the People’s Republic of California, they’re back! Even though they look the same as the average Democrat, they’re a lot sharper. If you look, you might spot one – their heads are high and they’re looking around. These creatures aren’t dangerous, they’re just scared because their pack leaders have gone mad and turned on them. This DINO won’t go extinct because they don’t follow the herd over the cliff. They can actually be quite friendly. See if you can find one – if you talk to them long enough, you may be able to change their stripes from Blue to Red!